HE SHOULD HAVE LOGGED OFF!
Our latest horn dog was caught after he forgot to log off his computer.
Now, really, shouldn't you always remember to close all your computer files when carrying on an illicit affair? Seriously, that should be the first rule. Don't leave your computer open and logged on.
Parker, you were very sloppy. You should take some lessons from Tiger Woods. He was able to juggle eleven mistresses for years. If you're going to cheat on someone like Eva Longoria, then do it right and don't get caught!
Unless, of course, you wanted to get caught, then that's another story.
Parker, has filed divorce papers against Longoria in Texas. Celebrity news website, Monsters and Critics quotes the legal papers as stating: “The marriage has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities between Petitioner and Respondent that destroys the legitimate ends of the marriage relationships and prevents any reasonable expectation of reconciliation.”
How about, "I cheated and I got caught, so I might as well file my own divorce papers and try and save face and hopefully keep from loosing all my money."
Eva Longoria, 35, filed for divorce from her 28 year old husband, Tony Parker, after finding hundreds of text messages to his paramour, Erin Barry, wife of Parker's former basketball teammate, Brent Barry. Longoria is seeking spousal support.
The Barrys are also divorcing.
STAY TUNED, THIS IS NOT OVER...