JUST IN CASE YOU WERE DYING TO KNOW
DINA IS KEEPING US UPDATED
Well it seems as if the world was just waiting for America's favorite Mom to fill us in on what her drug addicted daughter, Lindsay Lohan, has been up to since we last saw her leaving court a month ago.
Gossip Pearls has just been hyperventilating waiting for Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s mom, to do another interview with The Today Show's, Matt Lauer. So here is some of what Momma Lohan had to say.
Well, folks, for someone who is in rehab for drug and alcohol abuse, Lindsay Lohan seems to be doing quite well, really quickly!
Dina informed us that amongst other things Lindsay is happy and relaxed. The facility has changed Lindsay and she wants to open a rehabilitation facility to help others.
Gossip Pearls knows people who have gone to rehab and they don't seem so happy after just one month. If anything, they seem more edgy. Is Lindsay being medicated? Hope not, cause you know what that's going to mean; more rehab!
According to the MSNBC report, Ms. Lindsay is complaining that she cannot afford to pay the $50,000 a month bill.
But, if she builds her own facility, she won't have to pay the astronomical bills everytime she needs to dry out.
Oh, Okay, now we get it. It makes perfect sense.
There were reports recently, that Michael Lohan, Lindsay's father, was seen visiting his daughter at the facility. I don't know if that is such a good idea since Mr. Lohan has his own issues.
Look, this whole family is bizarre and why they are getting time on The Today Show is beyond our comprehension.
Hey Matt, Don't You Have More Important Things To Report About?
There’s disease in Haiti, wars in the Middle East and weather disasters going on all over the world, and NBC is wasting time with The Lohans.
WE ARE ALL DOOMED, FOLKS!!!
Wonder who's picking up the tab? Is she on a payment plan?