Saturday, February 12, 2011

HEIDI MONTAG: GO AWAY FAKE BARBIE!



Heidi Montag has been quiet long enough. She has come out of her self imposed exile to stir up drama, which is the only reason for her existence on this earth.

Earlier this week the overly enhanced uber-faker tweeted suggesting that she might be joining the The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Noooooo!

Andy Cohen, host of Andy Cohen Live and the network's programming executive, said "that trash is delusional and I would sooner stab...knives into my own eyes than see her on this network."

Ooops, guess Heidi Montag will not be appearing on the Housewives show. Besides aren't those housewives super rich? Heidi Montag isn't super rich, at least we didn't think so. The only thing she has in common with the housewives is plastic surgery and she has them all beat in that department.

Maybe Bravo should let Heidi appear on an episode or two to see what Lisa Vanderpump and Adrienne Maloof do to her. Now that would be fun to watch.


They would tear her apart--Lisa with her sharp mouth and Adrienne with fast fists.

If that were not enough, Heidi also claimed she was supposed to walk the red carpet at the premiere for the movie Just Go With It since she has a cameo in the movie, but said Jennifer Aniston had her banned because she thought Heidi was "too polarizing."


Aniston's people released a statement that said, "we do not have anything to do with who gets invited, but besides that, Sony did invite Heidi to the premiere and did not get an RSVP from her."

Oh well, issued closed. No drama there. No one wants to play! Guess Heidi will have to crawl back to whatever hole she crawled out of.

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