Saturday, June 18, 2011

BRISTOL PALIN REVEALS SHE LOST HER VIRGINITY DURING A DRUNKEN NIGHT



So now we know that Bristol Palin is just a big slut. No matter how much you try to clean it up, you can't.

Her memoir, entitled Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far, obtained by the The Associated Press, is set for release next week. In it, Palin reveals that  on the night she lost her virginity, she was drunk. 

The single mother was on a camping trip, had too many wine coolers and woke up alone in a tent. After the encounter, she could hear Levi Johnston, the father of her baby, talking with his friends on the other side of the canvas.

Wine coolers? Really? As the first family of the state, I would think you would have more class!

So, let's see; you didn't think that Levi would not brag to his friends that he did the Governor's daughter. No matter what a boy says, he hit the biggest piece in the State! That was a major coup!

Did Governor Palin know that you were going camping with your boyfriend and that you were going to be drinking?

I guess I'll never know, because I am NOT going to read this ridiculous book.

I'm sure you'll make a lot of money though. There are plenty of morons out there who are dying to know all about you and your ridiculous little life.



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